other things that i could do instead of murder if crime was legal like in the purge

- trespass celebrity homes with some coffee or something and gifts for them

- run up on stage during a broadway show and just join in

-bootleg broadway shows

- rob a bank to be able to see those broadway shows

- steal a lot of macaroni and cheese from the grocery store

(via emmajekyll)

your honestly just an ugly nigger

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omg guys! i literally just installed this thing where people who *think* they’re clicking on anon, aren’t. and well well well look what we have here




what kind of extreme inbreeding teas! what kind of i live on a ranch and sneak into the barn every night and have sex with my brother and my horse teas?

and of course, you follow me. proof that in general, hate mail comes from fans who’s presence we are literally unaware of


I mean I could go on but I’m literally beyond embarrassed on your behalf i hope your future employer at the gas station sees this and decides not to hire you you ugly squidward bitch